"Mason-Dixon" (Mason-Dixon)
11/02/2013 at 17:38 • Filed to: Hooning
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"Mason-Dixon" (Mason-Dixon)
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1.) Buy this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! (with added lightness!!)
2.) Modify nothing
3.) Hoonmobile
Victorious Secret
> Mason-Dixon
11/02/2013 at 17:39 |
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That looks like the same gate from that Viper that was for sale...
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Mason-Dixon
> Victorious Secret
11/02/2013 at 17:40 |
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I think Pick-a-Part takes all of their photos here. Good eye.
Ghost Dog - For the kittens
> Mason-Dixon
11/02/2013 at 17:40 |
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Armor All EVERYTHING!
Lars Vargas was hoping 2020 would be quieter
> Mason-Dixon
11/02/2013 at 17:45 |
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I don't like the color.
Dunnik
> Mason-Dixon
11/02/2013 at 17:47 |
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You forgot a couple steps:
1.) Buy this running/driving LS1 C5 (with added lightness!!)
2.) Modify nothing
3.) Hoonmobile
4.) Get pulled over by cops after extensive hoonage
5.) Vehicle impounded for not being road legal
6.) Read Jalopnik article about yourself and your situation
7.) Spend time and money tracking down body, doors, fenders, hood, windshield, trunk, quarter-panels, roof and Corvette badges.
8.) Work for 100 hours bolting all of this on, or...
9.) Pay more money to have somebody else do it
10.) Tell your grandkids
tromoly
> Mason-Dixon
11/02/2013 at 18:25 |
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So, shortcut to the end of what Hot Rod Magazine did a few years ago?
Kookanoodles
> Mason-Dixon
11/02/2013 at 19:11 |
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I'd have Zagato or Touring Superleggera build me a super awesome one-off body, and then hoon it.
OppoTaco
> Mason-Dixon
11/02/2013 at 19:44 |
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It has found its true calling
Team6.1
> Mason-Dixon
11/02/2013 at 20:11 |
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My vote goes to full exterior roll cage ala prerunner truck/rock crawler...ultimate drift missle
TexasEdition
> Mason-Dixon
11/02/2013 at 23:53 |
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Slap on some running lights and grab a racing helmet and I'd DD the hell out of that thing.
Barbarian772
> Mason-Dixon
11/03/2013 at 11:11 |
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I would put a roll cage in it...
SRTPT
> Mason-Dixon
11/06/2013 at 21:44 |
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Look at Ariel Atom and add some roll cage, lights and other street legal whatnot and hoon it! You would make it into cars and coffee just about anywhere with it.
evopilot
> Mason-Dixon
11/07/2013 at 07:55 |
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this is SPARTAN
I hoon, therefore I am
> Dunnik
11/08/2013 at 16:21 |
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No no no... something like this:
7.) Attain a job at GM assembling Corvettes.
8.) Bring parts home one by one.
9.) Work tirelessly to install said parts or pay someone to do so.
10.) Write a song about it
11.) ? (aka #1 on Billboard Hot Country Singles chart)
12.) Profit
At least, that's what Johnny Cash would've done .